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| Ibiza Swingers Village |
Hello All,
I just finished one week of staying in ibiza swinger village and i would like to share with you the experience. Usually i prefer writing about the good things but here there were just a few so there is not much to talk about.
However i will keep my review as neutral as possible although i wish i was never come.
When we arrived the taxi driver did't know the location therefore i called the owner to explain how to get there.
The welcoming was very nice and we even get some food (there were 23:00) from that day's barbeque party. Was cold but we were hungry so we enjoyed.
Our room was outside. There are 20 outside rooms - actually a wood cabans that were nice but fridge, light and a wardrobe was missing. The bathroom was with shower.
We consider it enough as we are not picky persons.
When we arrived there were just another 3 more couples. So there was not too much fun there going on. The first day in pool was one of the most boring experience we have been as there were only 4 couples most of them reading.
The first thing we learnt is that here if you don;t have a car you are doomed. During the day there is not so much fun and from the village to the see there is no bus or other type of transportation. Just taxi and the average cost to anywere was 20-30 Euro one way. Therefore if you decide to leave the village think about a car first.
The second thing we learn here was that except for the drinks that are one of just few things good, the food was equally terrible and not enought.
However when you are hungry you eat anything so .....
For us was a week with just few couples therefore the parties were not interesting. Also most of the people were over 45. That made us the youngest there.
The good part is that we meet some nice couples that we enjoyed talking and sometimes more, that made our trip better.
Now the not so nice things:
1. We got ants in the room and i got bite and a bad allergy. I my room i killed more then 50 ants, some spiders, and some other bugs.
2. During snack time or breakfast you need to setup traps for fly and vespas. There are many and they equaly enjoy your food.
3. No entertainment during day time. Also in the nights the entertainment is made by people. The only had some 5 minutes of arabic type of dancing.
4. At 3 am the outside music is closing and the music can be listen just inside. Also they start cleaning the tables.
5. The dinner food is made by a french cook. So it's small and strange food. Usually people were hungry here so if you plan to go add some extra money for eating in the city.Usually between 50 and 100 Euro for a couple.
6. The fun part is made by the guest. If you are lucky to have a group of funny and open minded people then you get fun. Otherwise most people like to watch and if you are not the open type and you preffer to be taken away by the erotic athmosfere then you will be disapointed. There is nothing erotic unless you make it.
7. There are rooms outside and rooms inside. The rooms inside are the same price however there are a lot better. Ask specifically for a room inside. You will thank me if you get one. There are only 3 so you have to be quick.
8. The owners i consider them to be very strange. While they advertise themself as swingers i never seen anything looking like. Maria is most of the day in the nights overlooking things while Andres is usually sleeping :).
9. If you have any problem here don't think there will be solved. We allways got the same answer: we are sorry however this is not a business for us here. We do it for our own pleasure. Therefore is logic to be problems. However i have to say that to me it looked like a very good business.
10. This is the first year for them however it looks to me to be the last one.
Well, this is a real hones review and i tried to be as neutral as possible but there were some days that i got very angry. Overall rating in trip advisor style:
- Price: 1 out of 5 (means very expensive)
- Cleaness of the rooms: 5 out of 5
- Quality of the room: 2 out of 5
- Food: 1out of 5
- Staff: 2 out of 5
- Management: 1 out of 5
- Location: 2 out 5 (here if you like quiet places you may enjoy it but if you want to go outside is very difficult without a car)
- Entertainment: 3 out of 5 (because during day was 1 and in the night sometimes 4).
- Will i recommend it? - definately NO.
- Will i come again? - NEVER.
- Type of traveler: Young couple.
I do hope this is helpful for those who wish to go here. You can ask me questions and i will answer gladly. There are others that i think will add their experience here as i wish you to have a very good overview of what to expect.
Thank you
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| by JULIE626UK on August 24, 2010 |
Did you comment in the club reviews?
perhaps you should have phoned prior to booking and asked about things, We have encountered so many expats that think the amateur approach to swinger acccommodation and high prices is a way to treat fellow swingers I can think of one in particular casa patricia nearish malaga. the First time I have heard of a so called cordon blue chef who allows their cat to wander over the food in the kitchen freely then expect you to sit in a communial room filled with the smell of decomposing animal carcass that there dogs played in the self same dog followed you everywhere around the pool and rec rs outside, so ther was no escape from it. except perhaps the outhouse kennels they called accommodation.
Their answer, its a rural type of accommodation maybe at 1/10th the price and even rural/farmer would not allow that type of poor hygene.
for anyone going to tis type of accommodation we would say thank god for a car, not expensive in spain
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| by SUCKSANDSHARES on August 10, 2010 |
Hi all,
I was really interested and saddened to see this post. Having spent almost a week at the village ourselves in July and having had a great time with great people it was surprising to see. Good times are made by people and the village is a great place to meet great people. We felt completely at home from the moment we arrived and fiound that we could go wherever and do whatever we wanted there. The facilities and rooms we're nice and the log cabins were fun. We had lots of great nights with lots of fun people and had nights where there were only a few other couples but great coupleas at that and had nights where the village was completely full.
We are 37 and 23 respectively and found others to be similar and predomanently aged around 28-40. It was mainly full of beautiful people and we all had a great time. Everyone we met, some were Greek, French, Spanish, Turkish etc all enjoyed it. We had lazy days by the pool naked and crazy nights in the many playrooms.
We are going again and so are most of the people we met so please don't be put off, it's great there.
Thanks and have fun everyone.
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| by GEOLI1980 on August 9, 2010 |
Things to be added to our overall experience in Ibiza
1. The great time we had in Beverly. Is both erotic and affordable. There is 80E/couple and include all the drinks you can drink. Also access to all areas. And the club was very nice. The athmosphere was also very erotic.
2. In private village we were lucky to meet some very nice couples. Therefor we are missing staying with them. I guess for this reason only is private village a good reason to go. Just for meeting good people. However you need to be lucky to meet great people also. First day we came none of the couples there was interesting. Of course is small chance to be lucky when there are only 4 couples.
3. We been visiting liberty loft. Although there was night and 2 rooms share one bath the party was more vivant. The owners were there, dressed sexy, the man was naked and trying to make everybody get into a erotic mood. However when we arrived there was a lot of sex and not much chat. We cannot say much about the people there, however they seems to had fun.
4. I choose to go to Beverly unfortunatelly they are open just from wednesday to saturday.
So, if you wish to go and have questions i will gladly ask so you know upfront waht to expect.
Kisses
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| by SEXYFLORIDIAN on August 9, 2010 |
| Thanks for the heads up, we will also not be going there |
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